The random diaries that went viral

I decided to have me some fun. While still playing the super floater with a charm role, I decided to play even more dumb than needed. I messaged Elvis asking him if we were still on for finals. I will play up like we had a conversation about it even though we never did. I posted making it seem like I thought I was nominated. I'm clearly not blind, I saw he nominated Frederick and William but it's fun to have them bite.

I bet no one saw me being a decision making factor. I was the important vote this time and I plan to be in the faces of these people from here on out. Carry me here, deal with me here.

The way to kill King Presley and King Phelps is to gut their queens (Harriet and Marie).

You have two hours to post your replacement nominee btw. I need to make the deadline for voting be tomorrow evening. <3

I don't think anyone saw me being the most meaningful HOH yet. I caused a lot of chaos and got one of the two huge threats out of this game. Next victim, Frederick Phelps <3. Or Harriet if he wins HOH.

Elvis is such a sore loser. Get over yourself. Sorry I did not use gold to pave you a road to finals you jerkwad.

JACKIE IS A FUCKING BITCH.


I can't believe I thought we would go to finals together and that I tried to save her. I'm the reason she's still here the last two rounds and she repays me by saying I need to go this round.

Harriet won HOH so it's not looking good for me.

I think Frederick is Natwolf <3

HA HA HA HA HA final four here I come. How did the person who I nominated and targeted, kept me safe? Beyond me but I'm happy.

Two hours to name your nominees. <3

Are you shocked about my last minute domination in this game? Jiggly's still got it <3

*Mary enters DR while singing*

I'm all about that bass, bout that bass.....no treble.


HA HA HA HA I'm in the final 3 yo, how did this even happen? I hope Frederick leaves this round. I think they other bitches would take me to finals. Actually I think they will all take me now.

Such a g.oddess. Izzy/Callie/Tatum/Jiggly <3333

Except for Tatum, you got 5th as the others tho, so you kinda broke that curse lolol

OMG did I really get 5th on all of them? I think the one I cared the most about was Callie because I worked so hard. The most fun was Jiggly for sure though <3. Happy I finally had time for this game. I always wanted to play hard but I think it actually played in my favour. It's too late for them to realize I'm a threat now.

This is do or die. I can't believe I even made it to part 3 of the final HOH. I feel like a Victoria who actually could win challenges . This last part is very much luck based so may the forces be with me.

I feel devilish right now. I need to find a reason to post a picture and I need that picture to be so huge it breaks Harriet's phone. .

FAIL. She still managed to load the page and answer. I need to beat her, this sucks.

Harriet just told me she took Jackie to the end. Of course Harriet has my vote. Jackie didn't do much in my opinion and she wasn't even here for half the game.


I had fun Kiki <3